What IS that?

The product description on Amazon.com at least tries to think along with us: “OK, this poses the obvious question, ‘Why would anyone want to wear pants on their hands?’” Maybe it’s because the operative word here is “underpants,” not “pants.” Anyway, the product description then answers its question: “Because it’s cool. Well, kooky. OK, weird.” We’ll give them that, except for maybe the “cool” part. Handerpants are made of 95 percent breathable cotton and contain 5 percent spandex for stretchability