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With The Selfie Toaster, you are toast—in a flattering and flattening way. The toaster comes with a starter insert and a unique code, with instructions to redeem the insert online. Then you upload a high-resolution digital image to the company, which sends you two removable stainless-steel inserts that capture the facial details from the photo. This brand is no longer available, but there are others for the right amount of bread.